Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee...........

Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.

One day Boss asked – “wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?”

Santa replied – “no no sir … aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !”

SWARG ..........

WIFE – “suna hai swarg mein Pati-Patni ko saath nahi rahne dete … ?”

Husband – “Pagli … iseeliye to use SWARG kahte hain … !!!”

ek khatarnaak Sherni ............

Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya.

Padosiyon ne poochha – “Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye ?”

Aadmi ne udaas swar me bataaya – “LAST MONTH meri WIFE gujar gai naa … toh ab uske bina ghar badaa soona-soona lagta hai mujhe … !”

"I AM GOING..........

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE......

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

bomb in a car.............

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

GIRL OR BOY!!!

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that yoA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

u were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

calls the emergency services.........

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line.

He says, "OK, now what?"

THEY like all the barking............

A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbou r's dog.

It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this."

She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard... let's see how THEY like all the barking!"

4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The..........

Ek Baar 4 Yaar Jua Khel Rahe The. Ek Dost Patte Baantne Hi Waala Tha Ki Tabhi Police Aa Gayi...

Police Inspector: Tum Sab Jua Khel Rahe Ho. Chalo Sab Lock-up Mein.

3 Freinds, Ek Saath: Janaab!!! Hum Kaha Jua Khel Rahe Hai. Hamare Haath Mein Toh Patte Bhi Nahi Hain. Hum Toh Aise Hi Baithe Hain.

Inspector to 4th Guy: Tu Jua Khel Raha Hai, Tere Haath Mein Toh Patte Bhi Hain.

4th Guy: Main Jua Khel Raha Tha? Par Kiske Saath?