U R THE SWEETEST.....

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and
since u r my FRIEND
u r the BEST!!!!

Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death......

Bill Gates Message On Arfa Karim Death

"Today is the black day of my life
and same for Pakistan
because I lost my princess colleague
and
Pakistan lost her Pakistani."

- Bill Gates.

Life Is A School..............

Realize That Life Is A School
And
You Are Here To Learn,
Pass All Your Tests.
Problems r Simply Part 0f The Curriculum
That Appear And Fade Away Like Algebra Class
But The Lesson You Learn Will
Last A Lifetime!

At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.........

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked
"Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?"
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

The story continues....

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.
He said your husband has blocked your credit card.
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues....

Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse
and uses it to clear all the bills.
Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.
Moral:...... Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE.

SILENCE...............

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW 

Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!

Let me change..............

A Husband and wife were on an African Safari when a lion suddenly dragged Rabri with his jaws. 

Wife: Shoot him, Shoot him! 

Husband: Wait! Wait! Let me change the battery of my camera.

JAI RADHA MADHAV