Husband and wife are talking ..........

Husband and wife come for consultation to psychologist. 
Husband : 
- We are always arguing. We have only one car and she wants me to drive her to work every day and then go to my office and she doesn`t want to get out of the house earlier and she wants to go to work by the car only , so I am always late.
Doctor :
- Try to find the compromise , for example , you drive her to work one week and the other week she drives you to the office .
One week later husband comes back to the psychologist`s office.
Doctor :
- So,did you find the compromise?
Husband :
- Yes,we did , last week I was going to work by subway……

Husband and wife are talking :
- I love you! 
- Prove it! 
- How? 
- Shout that you love me so the whole world can hear you. 
He quietly walked over and whispered in her ear: 
- I love you … 
- Why so quiet and why in the ear? 
- Because the whole world for me – it’s only you.