Thursday, 29 September 2016

He once entered a lion's cage......

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.



Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"

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