Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai. 
Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai. 
Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai. 
Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li. 

Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.