We are planning to send Indians to moon very soon..............

Manmohan Singh : We are planning to send Indians to moon very soon.

American President: That's a great idea. How many Indians will go there?
Manmohan Singh : 2 Gurjar, 4 SC, 4 ST, 3 OBC, 2 ex-servicemen, 1 riots affected, 1 terrorism affected, 2 kahsmiri migrants, 1 handicapped, 2 sports persons, 1 MP and one astronaut.